S17 Pre-Season Bidding: The Truth Before the Tale - A Multi-Part Series

 S17 Pre-Season Bidding: The Truth Before the Tale

A YSoHGaTET Production. 

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Table of Contents:

Interlude Skit…………………………..Attached Below

Introduction………………………….... §1 P.1

Report of Truth……………………….. §2 P.1, 2

Report of Fact………………………… §3 P.1

Individual Team Reports……………..§4

Buffalo Sabres………………. P.1

Calgary Flames……………... P.2

Carolina Hurricanes ………... P.3

Minnesota Wild……………… P.4

New York Rangers………….. P.5

Ottawa Senators…………….. P.6

Vegas Golden Knights……… P.7

Report of Excellence………………… §5 P.1

Tale of Conclusion…………………… §6 P.1

Interlude. Terms and Conditions

Before we get on with this series, I need to make sure you're aware of this "disclaimer" ok? Ahem…. This is NOT an opinion piece. Everything I'll be talking about has been scientifically proven. All factual data may or may not be presented throughout this series of posts at the discretion of YSoHGaTET. If and when you get to the hard, undisputed, and irrefutable mathematically backed facts and proof then I'd recommend carefully reviewing all of it. However, I don't expect you to understand it because you're not smart enough frankly, but you can try. Additionally the VGHL has allowed us to post this series under the condition that we make the community aware of the follow statement. "YSoHGaTET does not fully express the views of the VGHL in this series. The VGHL has given us permission to post this series for entertainment purposes". But as mentioned before this is all backed by facts, so they're shit out of luck honestly... By reading any part of this series at any point in time, including but not limited to the title and/or one single word, you agree to the terms and conditions laid out here, or anywhere they might be. ENJOY!

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There is much more to come!